Bloody fools. they took everything. What was I supposed to do. 18 midget immigrants jumped into my mini van/house and started to have an orgy. Next thing I knew I'm waist deep in wild mexican midget sweat while having different midget body parts shoved in my face. Meanwhile, my van/house is shaking back and forth and still trying to wake when I see blue lights flashing. The cops jump in. So now there's 18 midgets, me, and a SWAT team from immigration trying to bust me for hosting an illegal immigrant sex party. I had to explain to them that I had just woken up and thought I was still dreaming. While I'm trying to explain this to the captain, these midgets had invited a 6'9 shemale stripper over, next thing I know, this shemale stripper, her name was Gary, starts grinding on the captain. That's when the greatest thing of the whole night happened. Yao Ming walks in and chokeslams the stripper, Gary, and starts to slap him upside the head while calling him a Taiwanese whore. It took a while to straighten out all this confusion, but eventually the Captain got married to Gary and moved to Mexico, while Yao Ming invited the midgets to move in with him in his mansion in China. It was actually a great night.