Ok, I had to tell this, because I found it the most odd yet funny things Ive heard in awhile.

I was texting this female that I met, and we were talking for about an hour when the subject somehow moved to sex. So blah blah blah and out of nowhere she tells me, 'My ex never put it in my pussy, he just liked to hit the ass'.

WHOA WHOA WHOA

What?                            

Later,

Eastside_Dave