I had a very strange but exciting dream the other night. I had to take a dump really bad, so I sat on the toilet and took the BEST shit I have ever taken in my life. It wouldn't stop coming out and it was very satisfying.
Then my hemorrhoids came out of my ass and they looked like a cows udder with the udder nipples being the hemorrhoids and the shit was dripping off of them into the toilet.

Not sure what to make of all this, but it was pretty good.