I went to the beach with my cousin when we were about 17 or so and there was this hot chick in the water. I encouraged him to go holla' at her.   When he came back he said, "I think she's retarded."   I said, "Go head, mang!"   He said,"Foreal. It's like a whole retarded class out there."   Long story short, I got some hot retard ass and now I can't get off without hearing the monotone moans of teen mongoloid whores.
* High five *