How the fuck you all been?

I logged in tonight for the hell of it. i had 132 "Group" group messages. Always glad too see im a lucky eavesdropper.

So how have things been since i have been gone? Same douchebags, different day? I would assume so...

Today i realized that i, myself, am a douchebag. I totally didnt even bother putting on deodorant, and it was so funny! XD

but as for me, life goes on. We meet new people. We kill new people. The circle of life is a great circle to be in.

Im going to New england tech now, and im pretty much just playing with cameras all day, makin my "home movies" and not.. I wish. I wish i had a sex tape. that wud b sooo sick! Would anyone like to be in any of my movies? 

So if your still reading, im sure your asking yourself... Wtf is this d00d on? well... Im not on anything... im just a wierdo buggin u all.

It's true... ive been clean all my life. I have yet to see any form of drugs whatsoever, except for that time a friend of mine got a bong for his birthday, if that counts. Get the ref in here. They thought it was funny at first, but he assembled the whole thing in front of them, and they were PISSED! XD he shud have acted stupid and been like.. what teh fux is this, an asian waterbottle? hahahaha!

Asians are awesome. theyre all like... asian n' shit. are asian people even from asia? this sure is a brainbuster.

i was gonna do some stuff today, but i was swamped in work. First Cops was on, and then that international sexy lady show keep me busy for about an hour and a half. some of that stuff is hot, but then some of it is just like... disgusting or something. there was this one lady who was sitting on tomatoes. It was kinda hot, i guess, but it made me think. How many people get off on all this wierd kinky stuff.Must be a lot.

Ever heard the one about the chicken? using a feather is sexy. but using the whole chicken is kinky. idk about that, but we only have one life.

So if three is a crowd, what the hell is four? what if two is a crowd? is three the result?

I'm just draggin me feet now. i'll go ahead and let u fill in ur comment'atude boxes down there, and scribble ur keyboard away.

P.S. i could really use a cast for my movie. >.> Cameo starring :D