hi. this is my first blog. i like bacon, tomatoes, and other things. ellen degeneres is a dike and so is this one math teacher at my school. my locker is being gay this week. i'd like to meet matt damon and God. i'd also like to meet this one person that was harrassing me and my friends on YouTube before the pussy deleted his profiles after us 13 and 14 year olds made him cry to his mommy to kick him in the nards ( if he has any ) and the jaw.