My old lady and I were driving up to Columbus, Ohio for the big dinner and my daughter in the back seat playing a song about masterbation. this is the conversation between myself and the old lady.
Her: why in the hell do they have to do a song about masterbation
Me: well honey everybody masterbates
Her: yea but you dont sing about it
Me: well then you arent doing it right
ZINGGGGG OK I thought it was funny.
I have a question....If I own a CD of Beethoven's Moonlight Sonatas and I like it does that make me gay?
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