When I was growing up our next door neighbors kids always wanted to hang out with us. They were weird and hairy looking kids. The 7 year old one would stick his finger in there dogs butthole if dared, so you can guess that we dared him a lot.
But anyways, we lived near a huge arroyo so a lot of stuff would be found there. The 7 year old neighbor came by and showed us what he found. He said it was a lightsaber, I took a look at it and it definitely wasn't. It was a neon green vibrator that someone had thrown away. I spent a good 30 minutes laughing at him v-winging it around the neighborhood till his dad came out and took it out of his hand and smashed it.