Ok, I was driving back home after doing random wednessday activities, amd I see this black guy (this is important, you'll see in a bit) MOLESTING himself with his sandwich.

Like he's rubbing it up on his face and all over his neck...and he's DRIVING.

as if we don;t have enough excuses to crash.

And the reason it's important to know that he was black was the sandwich...was a KFC Chicken snacker...