I have returned to you my ebaums community, I have missed all of you as I know you have all missed me. I was very happy to see that I was featured while I was gone...of course they picked my most depressing video, none the less it is a good wedding present from the ebaum. Well I am hitched and the honeymoon was not bad at all.  I figured I would make this a 2 part blog for those who missed me letting you know I have made my triumphant return in shouts of "Yes Dear". So without further hesitation, for those who missed these.

Little dicky is no good for california. This is almost 10 yeard before the time of lick dick. New York loves the toppless, males that is. The playboy club allows the male bunnies to parade around topless. Ringo Star goes to rehab. That boy sure loves to sing and drink. Mrs dukakis is also hospitalized. Rubbing alchol just is not the same as regular alchol. A mexican witch hunt takes place in Mexico? That will teach them. Wynona Ryder and her stick fingers. All this and more on....

Today in history

Nov 6 1962

Dick Nixon loses the governor's election in California, proclaiming to the nation, "You won't have Nixon to kick around any more." (This was a full decade prior to "Lick Dick in '72".)

Nov 6 1985

The Playboy Club in New York City admits topless male bunnies.

Nov 6 1988

Beatle/boozehound Ringo Starr checks into an alcohol rehabilitation center. While many consider Ringo the least talented Beatle, he has shown exceptional acting ability in his "Atouk zug zug Lana" role (Caveman, 1981).

Nov 6 1989

Kitty Dukakis, wife of Presidential candidate and Massachusetts governor Michael Dukakis, is hospitalized for drinking rubbing alcohol. According to Hunter S. Thompson, "She was a really good advertisement for speed for twenty-six years."

Nov 6 1996

In Vicente Guererro, Mexico, the family of Eduardo Quihua Maquixtle, including four children, are stabbed by three men who accuse them of witchcraft.

Nov 6 2002

Actress Winona Ryder found guilty of shoplifting, after she lifted $5500 in crap from Saks Fifth Avenue on Wilshire Boulevard. Among the merchandise she stole was a $760 sweater and $600 hair decorations. And an $80 pair of socks.