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TOP TEN First Thoughts Upon Hearing About the Death of Michael J

10. Great. Now every douchebag's gonna dress up as Thriller for Halloween.

 

9. Wait - why did they put his own child on his corpse?

 

8. I won't believe it until they dangle his remains over a balcony.

 

7. Who gets the rights to the Beatles' songs? DIBBS!

 

6. Were the paramedics singing "Beat It" while they pounded on his chest?

 

5. I can't believe he showed up to the hospital in his pajama pants!

 

4. I guess "Weird Al" Yankovic was right - he ate it.

 

3. Jeez, you stay away from Pepsi for that long out of superstition, but ONE little sip....

 

2. D'AAAHHH!! I just got a visual: Post-formaldehyde!

 

And the number one First Thought Upon Hearing About the Death of Michael Jackson...........

 

1. Finally, all those little boys' assholes get a DIFFERENT kind of comeuppance!

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