There once was a kid named Greg. Greg decided that he was going to take a dump right in the middle of Time Square.  Since Greg ate a lot of mexican, people that is, his feces was rather slippery.  This caused Sally to slip and hit her head on the concrete.  Sally started to bleed from the ears.  In a fit of rage, she screamed out into the air while holding her profusely bleeding ears.  This caused the 80 year old man named Doug, who also happened to be passing by during this conundrum, to be startled and fall over and crush open a puss filled pocket that was growing on the side of his leg.  This puss pocket was pretty large and caused the ground all around where he fell to be entirely covered in a slick yellowish orange liquid.
    So now our situation is this,  we have greg still hunkered down with his pants at his ankles spraying rancid diarhea on the concrete, Sally painting the ground crimson with the blood squirting from the sides of her head, and old man Doug slipping and sliding around on his own puss.
    Sally, being the hardcore bitch that she is, cocks back a fist and nails Greg square between the eyes, breaking his nose.  Due to the fact that she had to remove her hand from one of her ears, blood squirted even further around the scene.  Greg, still hunkered over pooping gallons of feces, now has a broken nose squirting blood all over the ground.
    Lets not forget about Doug.  Doug is currently rolling around in a senile fit spreading the oozing puss all over.  Puss, blood, and shit are now starting to mix together.  They immediately stop what they are doing and have a threesome.  UNFORGIVABLE.