You know those bitter girls that have nothing to say but shit about guys? I'm the dude equivalent. Let me explain alittle as how I got here...

I dated a girl for 1 and a half years. Before her, I hadn't had any respectable relationships. Everything was cool with her...for the first 6 months. She started getting weird around the 3 month mark (after we started having sex). She started with being clingy, which I mistook as affection. Anyway, fast forward toward the end of the relationship. By now, she has accused me of cheating on her every other week, has started getting stoned and shit faced around town, and would call atleast once an hour to check up on me. It got so bad to a point where I would say no to sex, and she would unleash fuckin hell.

I ended that nightmare.

She stalked me for awhile after that. She eventual got another boyfriend, and I started dating another girl. The ex saw me with her, and started calling me late at night yelling at me. The new girl freaked out and left after only 4 fuckin days.  To this day, 8 months post breakup, the crazy ex still calls me occasionally, texts, whatever, just to express how much she hates me.

In the mean time, I've watched everyone around me and their girlfriends (and their horrific breakups) and I have come to a conclusion; There are only 3 main type of women.

1) The controlled nut - this one is good at hiding just how fucking crazy she really is. She reals you in, making the beggining perfect. Once she gets her hooks in you, she does everything to hide you from the world. While you're in denial, trying to convence yourself she acts strange "'cause that's what love does", she's plotting how to dig you deeper into her hate spiral. Look out for the following;

-premature attachment phrases, like "Do you love me?"

-a noticable change in actions after sex

-guilt trips

-a rough dating history, but conciderably long ones

-an abnormal level of insecurity (remember, all girls are filled to the brim with it, so don't compare it to guys')

2) The chaser - this one we all know. She will persue the hell out of a guy, may even date them, but usually loses interest after the guy starts returning the attention. Signs of a chaser;

-many past relationships, most under 2 weeks

-a tendency to date assholes

-usually sexual in nature

3) The whore - this one is pretty much self explainitory. Doesn't really date, but will give anyone and/or everyone a "chance". Look out for;

-whorish behavior

-VD

A final note, this does not apply to all girls, just 98% of them. The other 2% are the keepers. Also, I have discovered, unless the guy cheated on the girl, its almost always the girl's fault. Feel free to leave some hate.