hello every1 um this is my frst blog an um im relly nervus so her it gost his one tyme at band kamp dis kid triped me as i was leafing da shower every1 starded laffing and it made me cry plz dont flame me 4 crying it is a humen emosion and ever1 dos it if you r a mean enuf person to leaf bad comments, than F-YOU! so my bf tol me that I shud put a gasolene bom in this meen kidz desk 4 being such as lozer im sooooooo sad stil but my mom sed wer having pizza 4 diner YAY so i thin il feel much beter l8er plz give me sum advize as to what I shud do i hate my life plz b gentel

Note: As hard as this was to read, you have no idea how fucking hard it was to write. I think I may be developing a new respect for those of you who write like this...just kidding.