the time is 11:48 pm at frostburg state university i'm listening to A7X and i am baked for the evening trying to work up on a little buzz with mgd anyway i have a story i would like to share with everyone.... well i spent the entire day with my gf just over her apartment and around town doing whatever we felt like and when we returned to her apartment i pooped a couple of times she took a picture of me taking a shit i was embarassed but shortly after we got into the shower together and she told me earlier that she had a surprise for me naturally i was thinking of something sexual but i was wrong she decided to shave the lower half of my body balls, ass, legs, etc, well at first i was a little nervous about someone having blades against my balls but shes my gf and i trust her but i still ended up getting cut no matter how still i stood i didn't bleed that much but now my balls and ass itch like shit and she also cut off a mole i had right beside my balls and that bled profusely and it stung when the bodywash she was using ran over the bleeding stump of a mole i thought it was pretty funny she was freaking out then when she was finished she kissed all the nicks and cuts she "accidently" made and when she shaved my ass cheek i think she actually shaved in her initials i dunno i'm too scared to look well thanks for reading fuck you all and a goodnight i love each and every last one of you useless bastards

Venom21