Too Old to Squat
This is a joke I was going to submit but it was too long to fit on the upload sheet so I am putting it in a blog. Hope you enjoy.
A self-obsessed bodybuilder is admiring his physique in the mirror one morning, and complimenting himself on his Herculean frame. Even his suntan is almost perfect, he notes – except, he realizes to his horror, for his groin, which is a pale, alabaster white. Annoyed, he decides to go to the beach and correct the situation. Arriving on an apparently deserted part of the shore, he undresses completely and buries himself in the sand – leaving only his knob above ground to catch the sun's rays. However, before long, two old women come strolling along and notice his member waving in the sea breeze. After prodding it with her cane, one of the pensioners tuts. ‘There is just no justice in the world,’ she says. The other old lady looks at her. ‘What do you mean by that?’ she says. The first woman frowns. ‘I'm 80 years old, and I've been chasing these things all my life,’ she says. ‘Now the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat.’