i wish there was a way to actually teach my cat to say nom nom nom. Seriously, how amazing would that be. I taught her how to play fetch but shes not very good at listening.  And she won't do it on camera. sneaky bugger. I also taught her how much fun bathroom tissue was. We woke up one day to find trails of it leading all over the house, intact. Parents got pretty mad but still. They still don't know that it was me who arranged it