A Message From AW Smith
So anyone that follows my rantings on here know that I have stopped smoking thanks to chantix (6 days today), had a sex dream with my friends ex (he said I should try to hit it, we are going to put money on it) and that I love porn!
So this morning from 11:00-1:00 I had a confrence call. It was borrrrrrring. So I had the internet up, not ebaums that distracts me way to much.
No I had PornHub.com up.
So I was watching this one video (http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=d48941cc0320e83a9522) and listening to my boss, co workers, and the potential clients. This video was really good quality, and stellar camera angles...not to mention that at the 6:30 mark the action picks up.
My portion of the confrence call came up, and I had to get my information up. I hit the mouse, and the noise came on (I had it muted)...a lady moaning came off my computer. At first I freaked out, but in a half a second I was able to think of what to say as I closed the porn window.
"Funny everybody, who is playing a prank on me?" Everyone, including the client laughed. I went back and finished the porn after the confrence call, the ending is weak.