YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?!?!?!?! VACUUM CLEANER DOOR TO DOOR SALES MEN!!! I FUCKING HATE THOUGHS GUYS!! SOME GUY CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE WITH THIS FUCKING VACUUM CLEANER I AM LIKE WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT I GOT A DIRT DEVIL WORKS FUCKING GREAT SURE WHEN YOU FRIST START IT UP IT SPITS OUT DUST AND SURE YOU GOTA GO OVER THE SAME SPOT TO PICK UP SOME LINT!! Well it turns out that my girlfriend set up a meeting for this guy to come over and she did not tell me and she thought it would be funny to not be there!! this guy took 2 FUCKING HOURS to go threw his whole shabang he wanted like 2 GRAND for this fucking thing I said buddy you got the wrong guy, but this mother fucker would not give up! He kept telling ME all this bull shit about the fucking air and how bad my vacuum was, and how much better his fucking thing was!! about the 10 time telling this guy that I don't want his fucking shit he would still not give up so I took his vacuum and threw it on my front porch and said GET THE FUCK OUT BUDDY I SAID NO!!! then he gota an attatude WITH ME!! START LIPPIN OFF AT THE MOUTH SO I WENT AND GOT MY PIT BULL OUT OF THE ROOM AND THAT SCARED THE FUCKING SHIT OUT THIS MOTHER FUCKER I AINT NEVER SEEN A DUDE WITH A VACUUM RUN THAT FAST!!! HAHAHA
SO I SAY FUCK YOU VACUUM CLEANER SALES GUY!!! FUCK YOU!!