R.I.P. Raja Jweinat 1990-2048
Its pretty sad how most people die. Its always Cancer, murder, AIDS, car accidents, or old age. Im happy to say that i will not die from any of of those reasons. I already know how im going to die.
In about 40 years im going to go skydiving into a volcano naked without a parachute while holding a boombox blasting sexy techno beats.
I wont do this feat alone. Although unlikely i will try my best to bring my cow with me. ill let the cow have a parachute though because he still has a lot of grass to graze upon. This cow will have a boombox taped to his back and will be playing the same song as my boombox. During my descent i will be on many illegal narcotics such as LSD and MDMA. Me and my cow will be wearing boots but nothing else.
Who wants to come?