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During the Christmas of 2007, I decided to visit back home to Chicago. My cousin took me bar hopping while I was there and I met up with a friend of my cousins. We started dancing, drinking, having a good time. My cousin was already smashed and asked me if I wanted to come to a party with his other friends. When I go back to the girl I was with, she asked me if I wanted to come over to continue dancing and maybe watch a movie. I told him that I would be going back to her place and he told me "bros before hoes."  I told him "We're only going to continue dancing and maybe watch a movie." He looked at me with his drunk face told me that its cool.

I went back to her place and sure enough, there was no dancing or movie. She pounced me we started kissing real close and hard. We started ripping each others clothes off and then she asked me "Do you have a condom?" Of course I didn't have a condom so I told her no. She said she won't have sex without a condom because she's trying "to be a good girl." Of course she didn't give in and say oh what the hell.

So we put our clothes back on and jumped in the car and drove to walmart. I went inside, grabbed a box of condoms, checked out and left. Once we got back to her place, she snatched the condoms and we went up to her room. Once again, we ripped each others clothes off and she sat on top of me. She didn't even use the damn condom and slipped me inside of her.

Not having sex for a while, I told her that I may come pretty quick so she got up and put a condom on and told me to get on top of her. We started going at it again and that stupid condom basically took all sensation away.

About 15 minutes into it, I see her face start going loose like she's getting ready to have an orgasm of her own. I then began to burst out laughing. She looked at me and said "what the hell? What are you laughing at?" I continued laughing even harder and told her "Sorry, but your dog is licking my butt hole. I wanted you to come so I tried to hold it in."

chikago Uploaded 05/13/2008
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