Here's a list of creative ways to excuse yourself from doing your homework

-Alligator ate it

-the guy who does it for me was sick

- My hand exploded but its better now

-UPS was on strike so ill be here next week

-I coulnd do it Im part of the writters strike

-It was Dark so I coul'nt do it

- I thought youy said foam work (Show up with a bottle of "moose")

-wheres your homework?

And the number one way that will get any teacher/ proffesor to excuse you is...

-I fealt that it was'nt challenging enough....