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  1. Woman who go to man's apartment for snack get Titbit.
  2. Man who lay woman on ground get piece on earth.
  3. Man who get kicked in testicles left holding the bag.
  4. Man who kiss girl's behind get crack in face.
  5. Passionate kiss like spider web... lead to undoing of fly.
  6. Man with hole in packet feel cocky all day.
  7. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
  8. Virginity like balloon...one prick, all gone.
  9. He who farts in church sits in own pew.
  10. Baseball all wrong...man with 4 balls can't walk.
  11. Man who live in glass house dress in basement.
  12. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next best thing.
  13. Man with penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
  14. Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
  15. Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.

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