Let me ask u a question.

Can you handle your alcohol? It dosen't matter what type. Beer, rum, whiskey, or wine. If you can hold your alcohol then you know, but if you can't you think you can. Everyone has that one friend who starts sayong dumb shit and dropping their pants after two beers. The guy in the corner whispering to himself. If you dont have that friend then guess what? YOU'RE the lightweight!!!! Here you are faced with a dilemma: to drink and make an ass of yourself or not to drink and have a shitty time. Well here's my solution: go ahead and have those two beer b/c all the others that can keep their shit together are going to have a great night at your expense and at the end of it all your friends(my) happiness is all that matters. Here's to you two drink wonder!!!