The Questions are bolded and the Answers at italicized and striked through.
Question: What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and Dinner
Question: You're in a room that's locked and you have the following items: a gun, a knife, a piece of string and a slab of wood. How would you get out?
Answer: You unlock the door
Question: I Get wet as I dry. What am I?
Answer: A Towel
Question: I get whiter the dirtier I get. What am I?
Answer: A Chalkboard
Question: How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Answer: Once. After you subtract 5, it's no longer 25
Question: If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what babies would come?
Answer: Roosters don't lay eggs
Question: The more of me you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Answer: I am Footsteps
Question: I can go up and down without moving. What am I?
Answer: I am the temperature
Question: What starts with a T, ends with a T and has T in it?
Answer: A Teapot
Question: You can't keep me until you have given me. What am I?
Answer: A Promise
Question: What can someone ask all day long, to the same person and get a different answer for each time?
Answer: What time is it?
Question: David's father has three sons. Snap, Crackle and ________?
Answer: David (read the first two words)
Question: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Answer: Your Breathe
Question: If a train was on it's way from Michigan to Florida, but it tipped over, where would they bury the survivors?
Answer: Why bury the survivors?
Question: What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains?
Answer: The Sea
Question: What is deaf, dumb, blind and always tells the truth?
Answer: A Mirror