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Shit In Pants

I was at school it was an ordinary day and everything was going fine.  I was in my 7th period class and I only had 2 periods left after that.  I at this really fucked up gooey chicken for lunch and i started to get a upset stomach.  Well the girl next to me is a super hottie and i have had a crush on her since the 3rd grade.  I've been holding in a fart and i thought if i spread my asshole cheeks i could fart silently.  I spread my ass as much as i could and kind of tried pulling my jeans one way to help spread more.  I farted for like 1 second and than i felt a rush of hot oozing liquid seep out of my ass.  I was in such a shock i could not believe it just happend.  I thought this was the kind of stuff that happend in movies but not in real life.  I tried to just play it cool but the smell was so overwhelming i started getting stares throughout the whole classroom.  I walked to the teachers desk and asked her quickly "can i go to the bathroom" and she nodded.  I did a fast walk since i was in no shape to run and crapped all the extra crap out.  I than took off my boxers and stuffed them in the top shelf of my locker.  I should have left them there because you wont believe what happend next.  After school i did'nt want to put my dirty boxers in my backpack so i left them in my locker.  The next day i was in the hallway while i watched the janitor prying open my locker with a cro-bar.  I tried to stop him but he said there was a serious infestation coming from my locker.  When he finally cracked the locker open him found the boxors on the top shelf.  He pulled them out with his index finger and thumb and gave me the most disgusted look.  One of my enemys told the entire school.  I have been getting humiliated every day since that moment and the girl i had a crush on wo'nt even look at me. 

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