Now before reading this you might think I like poptarts cuz' my name..... I do, but I like doughnuts better. The beging begins like this..... I just woke up at 1:37 p.m. and i went up to get some of my doughtnuts ( yummmmmmm..... doughnuts ) it was my fav. chocolate with red white and blue sprinkles. When I when to get the last one, it wasn't there, so i yell," WHERE THE **** IS IT! and i see my sis abought to eat it, and i walk over there take it and she takes it back. I kick her and she almost baggs me ( witch hurts baddly ) I grab her hand and I slap her with it. It was pretty funny to. She cries ( I don't really care she cries alot and shes my age ) and i tell her to shut up, so she slaps my leg. I kicked her. She throughs the doughnut on the table. I take the doughnut and get a glass of milk and came downstairs ate it and fell asleep.

   This might not saound real but it is. If you know me you would know my house is weird and wild. And i don't joke when it comes to MY doughnuts.