Why you should date a rugby player...

1. We can do it 80 minutes straight in 15 different positions
2. We're used to scoring big and taking pain
3. We love the grass
4. Getting sweaty and dirty is no problem
5. Skill and moves are definite
6. We'll play anywhere and anytime
7. We play well with others
8. We’re always on the top of the game
9. We know when to take charge
10. We also know when to play rough

Dating a fat-girl is better than skinny girls...

1. If you take the fat away from the fat girl, she'll be fucking smoking;you take the   skinny from the skinny chick...she'll still look like an ugly ass horse.
2. You might not be able to pick her up, but she can PICK you up.
3. No more blankets.
4. Larger mouth capacity.
5. She'll let you eat beef--she'll probably eat most of it.
6. This is cliche, but "more cushion for the pushin".
7. She's probably an emotional wreck, so if you show her the least bit attention, she'll be at your beck and call.
8. Bear hugs.
9. Let me repeat, larger mouth capacity.
10. Economy size. More is Better. Bigger is better

Pimp my ride is the gayest shit..

1. Really, really, really bad acting!

2. The cars are piles of shit before they are made into bigger piles of worthless shit.

3. The gadgets they put in those cars go out of date within 6 months and they cant take them out cause they stuck them in the fucking dashboard or something like that.

4. When they put fucking shitty stuff like a smoothie machine in the trunk, what is the fucking point?!

5. Xibit is one of the most annoying people in the world (And so is Westwood for those english people out there)

6. How they say "hook up" about 1 million times every fucking minute.

7. The hand gestures, what the fuck are those?

9. Soooooo cheeesy.

10. And the really badly acted jokes which they must have been told to repeat 5 times over to get the shot right, God they arent funny!