School editorial CHEESE GOD
Kawainui Marsh Editorial
I believe that the money put in to Kawainui marsh should be put in to other more pressing issues. The $700,000 put in to the marsh could have gone towards welfare or even in to the taxes put on food. Or that money could go in to a theme park over the marsh, and we could just dump all the oil in to said marsh and not worry about it again. Then we could use the earnings from the park to erect a 150 foot cheese sculpture of the Hamburgaler or Richard Simmons. Then the government can proceed to kidnap and murder citizens for the cheese sculpture, which will harbor the souls, and become god. Then the true believers will take refuge in the cheese god, and when the sun is reborn from the depths of hell, we will walk again under the rule of the cheese god.