You Might Be a Bishie
In the tradition of jeff foxworthy's you might be a rednecklist, i present 'you might be a bishie' (bishonen). Most of this list was comprised by observing myself, but some of it was just silly. I am guilty of most of these myself. so this is clear though, this list only works with straight males. I'm not biased, it's just that it's not bishie for girls or flamboyant homosexuals to do these things. If you dont know what bishie means, you probably wont find this funny anyway.

If you flip your hair out of your eyes no less then 300 times per hour
If you use the rear view mirror of your car as a vanity mirror
If someone asked you why you dont cut your hair and you were mortified
if every word you use to describe yourself is a synonym for beautiful
If you've ever been mistaken for a girl and took it as a compliment
If leaving home without your hair brush is a major emergency
If someone called you handsome and it bothered you
If when listing off beautiful people, you list yourself
If you think your eyelashes look strange when you're not wearing mascara
If you steal your girlfriends makeup so much she buys you your own
If girls often tell yout hey wish they had your lips/eyes/hair/nails
If you deliberately walk so the wind blows your hair whatever direction you think is cute
If you choose your friends by how attractive you find them
If you go to Japan and people stop you to ask for an autograph
If you strike a pose when people are walking past you
If the thought of playing outdoor sports mortifies you
If no one actually knows the natural color of your hair, not even your parents
If no one has ever seen the skin under your fingernails
if you'eve ever taken a lotion bath
If you wear your girlfriends clothes more then she does
If one of your friends cut thier hair and you cried about how beautiful they used to be
If you take twice as long to put on your makeup then any girl you know
If you refuse to enter a room without checking yourself in the mirror
If someone has ever poked your chest just to see if there were breasts there
If you are your own favorite model/singer/dancer/actor
If your favorite color is rainbow
If you have more then 9 things peirced
If you claim your astrological sign is pegasus
If you have more then 8 tatoos, two of which proclaim how beautiful you are
If you've ever used a rose as a microphone