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(Below is a poem I wrote about all the "mean" kids in school...not to say I wasn't a nerd too but this is really revenge for an old boyfriend. Hope you enjoy. If you have an suggestions of things to put into the poem, let me know.)

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I always hated your pokemon collection

You know?

I heard you found yourself going to star wars conventions

I bet that was a show.

 

I guess it’s not easy to learn Klingon

And speak it with other morons

As you watch reruns of anime-

Wishing you could be

part- Japanese

 

But you’re still the kid picked last

in gym class

You’re still the guy

who jerks it to Hentai

Hiding your low self-esteem in magazines

Because the “popular” kids are mean.

They’re so mean.

 

I always hated playing Dungeons and Dragons

Magic Missile!

I heard you discovered your soul mate was Rurouni Kenshin

He’s so cool

 

I guess it’s not easy to choose

The red pill or the blue

Because you know, you’re the only one

Who could find

A way to save man-kind

 

But you’re still the kid picked last

in gym class

You’re still the guy

who jerks it to Hentai

Hiding your low self-esteem in magazines

Because the “popular” kids are mean.

They’re so mean.

 

Someday you’ll get even with us all.

Time will tell.

Snap one day and

And blow it all to hell.

But until then-

 

you’re still the kid picked last

in gym class

You’re still the guy

who jerks it to Hentai

Hiding your low self-esteem in magazines

Because the “popular” kids are mean.

They’re so mean.

We’re so mean.

Adraline Uploaded 07/13/2008
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