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My Daily Affirmation

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I WILL acheive all my dreams.

I WILL become a famous actor and animal rights activist.

I WILL make enough money to purchase a sprawling estate on my own island off the coast of Miami.

I WILL NOT molest any children under the age of 10.

I WILL avoid masturbating in public while I'm stocking shelves and will instead move to the storage room to ejaculate.

I CAN drive without the use of alcohol or methamphetamines.

Men CAN BE just as beautiful and graceful as little boys.

I AM an excellent father and husband.

I DO NOT have to eat more than 2500 calories in a day.

My imaginary friend WILL always be there for me.

There IS plenty of room in the basement for more bodies.

YES, I CAN ACHEIVE MY DREAMS!!!

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