My Daily Affirmation
I WILL acheive all my dreams.
I WILL become a famous actor and animal rights activist.
I WILL make enough money to purchase a sprawling estate on my own island off the coast of Miami.
I WILL NOT molest any children under the age of 10.
I WILL avoid masturbating in public while I'm stocking shelves and will instead move to the storage room to ejaculate.
I CAN drive without the use of alcohol or methamphetamines.
Men CAN BE just as beautiful and graceful as little boys.
I AM an excellent father and husband.
I DO NOT have to eat more than 2500 calories in a day.
My imaginary friend WILL always be there for me.
There IS plenty of room in the basement for more bodies.
YES, I CAN ACHEIVE MY DREAMS!!!