So I was watching TV (go figure) and I’ve started to see all these commercials for “Male Enhancment” drugs; this really made me laugh. For one; the way that they make up a politically correct name for what the drug does…Male Enhancement; does that mean it makes men smarter, become more sensitive with their feelings and have a better personality? That would be enhancement right? Next are the names they come up with for the drug itself; Extendz, Expand, Endowmax, VigRx, Enzyte, Levitra, Christ the list goes on. Why does it seem like they’re trying to hide the product in its own name? You want some real names for these drugs, how about Big Dickozine, Cock Grande, Phat Penis. Companies should at least be honest about their product.

Why do guys have this fixation on how big their penises are? Do you think women go around looking for a drug to make their pussies tighter? Do they look at themselves in the shower and say to themselves “Gosh, look at how tight that girls pussy is, I wish mine was tight like that”.  Now before I let the women off the hook, I should point out that women are more infatuated by breasts, and most are unhappy with their own, and wish they had bigger ones. The point I’m trying to make is, be happy with what god gave you, if you try to change it, what you’re saying is that gods design was not good enough for you…I’m sure that will get you a first class ticket to heaven.

Guys, come on.  In this day in age, what does the size of your penis really mean anyway? If you could have a bigger one, would you go around showing it off to all your buddies? No! It’s not like it’s a new car. So who is it really for? Women? OK, but even then, if you meet a woman at a bar, does she really get to see your penis on that first encounter? Maybe through your pants if they’re tight enough, but I’d really say no! So then why do guys what a bigger penis? Because they think it will make them better in bed. That’s what guys think, bigger penis equals better female satisfaction. That’s how simple guys are….bigger is better that’s all. No matter what the problem is, that’s how guys deal with it. If men want to be better in bed with women, how about asking them what they like first then try doing that. Satisfying a woman in bed takes a lot more than a giant penis, I don’t care what you’ve seen in a porno, remember they’re actors, you don’t believe Toby Maguire can’t shoot webs from his hands right? If you learn to give your significant other mind blowing orgasms with foreplay then it wouldn’t matter if you even had a penis. Think about that.

I’m quite happy with my penis, it works and I’ve never had any complaints about it. Would I want a bigger one? No. You have to use what you got, to get what you want. That’s my motto.