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Kill Myself


I'm probably going to kill myself one of these days.  I don't really want to, and it's not really going to be intentional, but moreso out of my pure lack of self control.

I love avocados.  I could eat one with every meal.  I like them plain, salted, scooped out of the shell with a tortilla chip, on tacos, on burritos, in salads, in guacamole...  I think they're awesome.  They're full of protein, vitamins, antioxidents and good fats.

Unfortunately, I'm slightly allergic to them. 

When I eat even half of one, my lips start to itch, as does my throat and mouth.  I don't really think there is any swelling to speak of, and I always take Benadryl before I eat one, but one day, I'll probably take a bite of one, my throat will close and I'll die. Why do all the best things to eat have to be so bad for me in one way or another???

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