On February 10 1978 the vikingzombie was born shortly after 5 p.m. on a Friday, just in time for the weekend. I was my mothers 1st child so she was in labor a little longer than she wanted to be. A couple days later my parents take me to my grandma's house. (My dad's mother) My grandma asks my mom how the birth went. My mom said it went ok but I kept feeling like I had to poop the whole time I was giving birth. To which my grandma replied, you might as well shit on them while you can, they grow up and shit on you!