awhile back I started a blog asking everyone to tell me the weirdest thing they ever saw. the current front runners are:

a homeless man reading a bible while humping a bench

a homeless man screaming at his balls

a homeless man punching a pidgeon from the air

two kids having a sword fight with thier dicks in a locker room

Seems to be a pattern with the homeless, but I'm looking for more entries. I'd like to determine once and for all the weirdest thing anyone can see. You have to of actually seen this happen. Because I'm desperate I'll take second hand accounts, but someone has to of seen it. Once again, take this seriously, give me real entries.