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Gimme that Old Time Religion

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A recent blog complained:

"We Follow Religion like we are sheep, Being Herded to our end."

Good point. Most Christians have no idea wheter they are Christian or not, no knowledge of the First Ecumenical Council or the Great Schism. While most worshipers of Islam are ready to follow the promise of the Jihad they have no intent on following Mohammed's advice about women. The vast majority of monotheists just hear what they want then excuse their own bad behavior with a carefully misplaced excerpt.

With that in mind, I would like to propose the following: Let's go back to the old ways.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/groups/view/2166

After all...if you like the idea of sexual threesomes (or moresomes) then why would you limit yourself religiously?

Or you could just follow that "shepherd" priest. The one who's just a member of the herd himself.

And now for your chuckling pleasure...here's some fun copypasta.

CHORUS:

Give me that old time religion

Give me that old time religion

Give me that old time religion

And thats good enough for me

Let us pray with Aphrodite

She wears that see-through nightie

While she does seem a bit flighty

And thats good enough for me

CHORUS

We will pray with those Egyptians

Build pyramids to put our crypts in

Cover subways with inscriptions

And thats good enough for me

CHORUS

O-old Odin we will folla

And in fighting we will walla

Til we wind up in Valhalla

And thats good enough for me

CHORUS

Let me follow dear old Buddha

For there is nobody cuter

He comes in plaster, wood, or pewter

And thats good enough for me

CHORUS

We will pray with those old Druids

They drink fermented fluids

Waltzing naked thru the woo-ids

And thats good enough for me

CHORUS

Dominus Uploaded 12/12/2008
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