I was at work, and I had a Native American Animal Spirit Vision. Yea, it's as weird as it sounds. One minute I'm hanging out with my boss, who's telling me about all the crazy ninja shit he's pulled in my life. At the moment he was telling me about a time when he was surrounded by 70ish crazed rednecks who wanted him dead, and he broke off in a run while chucking beer cans at them to keep them at bay.

That was when it started. I still saw his face, but his facial hair started growing out crazily fast, and then kinda faded, and I had this...vision...of a rabbit running past a crowd. Then I heard a voice. Now, this wasn't a schizophrenic episode, it was more of a strange instantaneous lucid dream.

"All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you.

But first they must catch you."

It was insane. His face slowly faded in over the image of the running rabbit. I decided to google what the voice said.

I'm sure some of the bookworms know this, but that is actually a line from a famous book called Watership Down. It's about rabbits. I've never read it.

To put it bluntly, it was fucked up. Later in the breakroom, a different manager came by, starting bitching, and then ate a handful of mixed nuts. I looked up into her eyes, and had another vision. A chipmunk. Always fretting about every little thing, but always selfish and only worried about itself. There wasn't a voice this time.

I don't know what the hell was going on, but the only thing I can relate it to is an Indian's spirit animal. I wonder what mine is.