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I saw a parody done on Holiday songs by a few users, like�e5hansej, and BiserSchap.

I might as well jump on the bandwagon, since I am quickly morphing from a feature dick, to a blog whore.

Here's my take on Jingle Bells.

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Dashing to the store

With her shopping list in hand

She needs some girly shit...

Why not send the man?

Bells on cell phone tell me

She needs on more thing

Sure I'll get your maxi-pads...

but what the hell are wings?

OHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh

Jingle Bells,

I'm in Hell

But atleast I got away.

If I fake some

Car trouble,

I can stay away all day.... Hey!

Jingle Bells,

will she smell?

If tampons I forget...

Better grab

some extra beer

cuz the couch will be my bed...

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God, I'm bored...