WHoah I cant believe I forgot to write this story  when I was ranting about my dislike of police. When I was 16 a bunch of my friends and I were drinking behind a huge grocery store ( it was dark secluded and quiet - mind u I live in Chicago )so it seemed like a good place to have some shots. All of a sudden two police squads show up out of nowhere - lights gleaming and yelling to stop and put our hands up. I was like shit these assholes are fucking up our partay time.

They got out all cocky made us spill out all our vodka and clean up the mess we made. then they started acting like huge dicks. they started kicking all of our car tires and saying that all the cars  are getting inpounded and were all going to jail. fine whatever lets hurry up I gotta pee I thought.

they have figured out that we are all Polish and thats where things really started to get weird. they said were all stupid polaks good for nothing shit bags who only street race and drink at 12. Their wrong - i started drinking at 13. assholes.

They threatened to lock us up , dui's blah blah blah and then they go . " but we'll let you guys off if you dance the polka . all of u have to dance and sing in a straight line kicking your legs. yes we didnt wanna go to jail and we danced the fucken polka and kicked our legs . kicked them reall high. they stood there and laughed and pointed. I wish I was older when this happened cause I would have kicked alright. kicked them right in the fuckin eye socket.

corrupt bastards.