SO I JUST FOUND MY FRIENDS WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE IT OUT WITH ME FOR NEW YEARS. I HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS TRIP FOR A FEW MONTHS NOW AND IT SHALL BE FABULOUS. WERE GOING TO A SMALL ISLAND IN THE COUNTRY OF FIJI FOR A FEW DAYS.

WHILE IM INTERESTED IN SUNTANNING AND SIPPING ON SOME MARGARITAS MY GUY FRIENDS ARE JUST INTERESTED IN FUCKING THE LOCAL HELP.

ITS AMAZING HOW EASY THOSE  BASTARDS ARE. THROW A FEW DOLLARS AT THEM AND THEYLL FUCKING EAT YOUR SHIT IF YOU ASK THEM TOO.

BUT SOMETIMES IT CAN GET A LITTLE WEIRD. ONE TIME WHILE VACATIONING IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC SOME CRAZY OLD WAITRESS WANTED TO PIERCE ME AND MY FRIENDS CLITS.  ITS CRAZY THE SHIT THAT GOES ON AT THESE RESORTS WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OFF. IM SURE SOME OF YOU KNOW. I HOPE  MY LEG GETS ALL BETTER BY THEN.