i came across a story on a forum that shall remain nameless. but i had epic lulz at it and i thought i would share it with you folks as well!

"now i am sure you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. little kids running around and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. but the worst are the biters, yes those little c*nts that feel that it is ok to bite you whenever they feel like it.

and here is where my story starts....a biter got me today as i was grocery shopping. he got me in the leg and he broke the f*cking skin too! this is where the gears started turning, the moment i saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit's teeth as he was grinning at me like the little shit he is. an epiphany hit me and i strat screaming SHIT SHIT!!!!!!. Now, my good friend, which we will call tom, instantly picked up on it. he then shoted FUCK MAYBE HE DIDNT GET IT FUCK!!!! by now the kid is scared shitless and starts crying and almost instantly Mizz Mom appears outta fucking nowhere and start bitching and getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. here's the kicker, i look the mom straight in the eye and say, ma'am get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and i'm......i'm HIV positive!!!!!!

and now there is silence. not a peep in the entire store! the brat knows he just fucked up big time cos his mom isnt defending his ass. she just stares at me wide eyed. tom and i walk away from her, bought my shit from the cashier all the while my calf is bleeding.as we left the store we start to hear the mother sobbing...sobbing like the c*nt she is......

i never felt any more satisfaction in my life than the moment i heard that sob....."