I have two dogs, but rather than being the proud dog owner that I envisioned when I got them, I have turned into a prison warden.   They break things, they fight constantly, and one of them is always having sex with the other one against its will. But, I can always have them put to death.     I find it very odd that we clean up our dogs feces. The whole situation seems reversed. You see, dogs like feces, mine think our cat is a soft serve machine. We should be the ones crapping on the side walk and they should be following behind us. They would love it and we wouldn't have to be embarrassed of ourselves for following our dogs around the park with an inside out zip lock bag on our hand.