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The Ban Song

(to the tune of REM's "Stand")

Banned in the place where you chat/How bout that?/Think about who did it/Wonder if theyve done it before/Banned in the place where you blog/Damn thats wrong/Think about who did it/Wonder if theyve done it before

Now if youre trying to find out, who showed you the door/And fucked you, unkindly, like a 2 dollar whore/Youre silenced, for 2 weeks, for reasons unknown/You want to find the mod so you can give them the bone

Banned in the place where you chat/How bout that?/Think about who did it/Wonder if theyve done it before/Banned in the place where you blog/Damn thats wrong/Think about who did it/Wonder if theyve done it before

You think to yourself, Where did I go wrong?/You might have got banned for simply logging on./Who did you insult, did you call Ebaum a schlong?/These next 2 weeks of silence will seem so very long.

Banned in the place where you chat/How bout that?/Think about who did it/Wonder if theyve done it before/Banned in the place where you blog/Damn thats wrong/Think about who did itWonder if theyve done it before

Race and religious comments, are not welcomed here/Trolling, spamming, mom-bashing, calling someone a queer/Keep a civil tongue, as your chatting along/Insulting the features, is also deemed wrong

Banned in the place where you chat/How bout that?/Think about who did it/Wonder if theyve done it before/Banned in the place where you blog/Damn thats wrong/Think about who did it/Wonder if theyve done it before

Banned in the place where you chat (How bout that?)/Banned in the place where you blog (Damn thats wrong)/Say something about nothing at all/Look now youre BANNED!

Rocketfan
Uploaded 01/06/2009
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