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another crazy dream

i dont remember how it starts, but there is a large group of people standing on and under a freeway overpass looking out over a large field. im under the overpass. out from under the overpass Axle Rose and the new version of GNR walk out. without instruments. everyone else in GNR is dressed pretty normal, but Axle. in my dream its summertime and he is wearing a big coat with a fur lined hood, no shirt, those absurdly tight pants and snake skin cowboy boots. and he is the current fat, waxy faced Axle. the crowd is very silent and from somewhere far back i hear someone yell "BOOOO". Axle then begins to perform cheap, old magic tricks while the rest of the band just stands there. "see wht you're missing by not green lighting that variety show i was pitching to the networks?" he continues to do more and more elaborate magic tricks. on his las trick he throws something on the ground and in a puff of smoke the grass in the field grows to chest height and Axle disappears. the crowd has been silent all the way through this and at this point just start to walk away. i walk up to get a closer look and see Axle naked laying on a towel with a blond dude. "how the hell did i get here?" says the blond guy then gets up and runs. Axle gets up and snatches a boy walking by "now i will performe my greatest trick for you!" the boys mother rushes up and tries to wrestle her child away. "its ok, i just wanna put him on this helicopter." this all seems quite logical to me cuz by now i have figured out it is a dream. so he puts the mother and boy on the now present helicopter and they fly off into the sky. i turned around and say a beautiful asian woman standing, looking into the sky also. i knew she was a band member in GNR. "how long have you been in GNR?" she looked at me and i saw red in her cheeks. she was embarrassed. "oh no, im not in that band. i play with Jethro Tull." wtf? i just saw her standing with them in the field. well, we start walking and talking and i notice that we have made it to one of the streets i grew up on. hundreds of people around. there is a convertible making a u-turn and the guy driving is a guy i knew in the army that died of cancer. "hey! hey, Wright!" he stopps and says hello. i lean up against the car and look in. the club is still on the steering wheel, but somehow he can still drive. "you just steal this car?" before he can answer, the car is jolted back and we look up. a group of about ten black guys are pushing a car into the one my friend is driving. its broke down. one of the black dudes says "hey! you just scrached my car!" before we can say they pushed the car into us, all ten of them produce guns and begin to blast on my friend. hundreds of bullets are flying past and i run back around the car. asian girl is dead and my buddie is dead. other people in the crowd began shooting at the black guys. its an all out war now. i run into a house and run back into a bedroom. in the bedroom a woman is fucking a texas state trooper. she is completely naked and he has all his clothes on, but his fly is undone so his wang can come out. he is fat and she is riding him without very much enthusiasm. then she throws up all over his chest. he dosent even react. "sorry", she says "i keep thinking that you are me."  he says "thats ok" and gets up and goes into the bathroom. i walk over to see if he is cleaning himself up. he isnt. he is sitting on the toilet, pants around his ankles, flushing over and over and over again. thats when my alarm went off and i woke up.

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