Is it time for an intervention?

If you have been one of the many 'Break' users in the past couple of weeks, here is something you may not know;  using 'Break' can be harmful, not only to your health, but how you function in everyday life.  After talking with some people who have been using 'Break' for a long time, I've been able to study their behaviors and determine what the long-term side effects are.  If you haven't quit using 'Break' yet, the following side effects may help you change your mind:

Nausea

Boredom

Drowsiness

Numbness between the ears

Addiction to gay porn

Addiction to midget porn

Bestiality

Slurred speech

Inability to process simple thoughts

Inability to spell simple words or use proper grammer

Sensitivity to jokes

Overuse of the word "dawg" and its many forms

Overuse of the phrase "kthxbai"

Addiction to spam

Excessive use of "tinlyurl"

And many more to come after further research...

So remember, next time you are having a conversation with someone and you have to ask them to speak slower so you can understand, that would be a good indication that it's time to put the brakes on 'Break'

-RF