Wanted Male Genitals
- Must be a sex addict
- Knows how to use his mouth
- Old enough to drive, but not too old to not be able to do it 5 times in one night
- size requirements apply
- Preferably taller then I
- Knows how to do the Torrid Tango, and how to Stand and Deliver
- Knows where, and what, the clitoris is
Sex. If you didn't get the memo, I want it.
Like shoved up against the door and just plain anomalistically nailed.
It's only been a month and I'm going out of my mind. I've even stooped as low as to looking at the dirtier stuff here on Ebaum's that before would've made me blush.
When I see a guy in the car next to me, I automatically make a split decision on whether or not I should ride him like a smashed girl on a mechanical bull.
When I bend over to pick up something, I think about getting it doggie style.
If I'm in the kitchen, I picture sitting on the counter and having my guy pump into me. Then I forget about dinner and the fire alarm goes off. Again.
I cant even look at the shower anymore without my pulse rising and getting hot.
If a hot guy offered it to me right this second, any guy for that matter, I would jump his bones right there and then.
I need it now. I need it hard. I need it fast.
Position has been filled. Over and over and over again...