It looks like more people support the story idea than Jeopardy, so I will start with that.  I need two things: volunteers and suggestions.

Here are the rules:

1. I will start the story.  I need a set of five words, the more dissociated and illogical the better.  I will work those five words into an opening paragraph.

2. From the volunteers, I will select the next person in line for each section and give them their set of five words.  All five words must be used in their part of the story.

3. Each person will submit no more than two paragraphs, to be done in the comments section.  This will challenge the creativity of each person, forcing them to make sense of the words given in a shorter frame.

***Update***

4. A "word" can be defined as A.) a single word or B.) a well known or established two word phrase (Ex. mountain lion, White House, cum guzzler).  However, single words are preferred and encouraged, as they allow more flexibility and creativity.  (Ex. puma, mansion, slut).

5. Names should be avoided, unless it is a fellow eBaumer.

That's all I can think of at the moment, and besides, as the man said, the government which governs best, governs least.  Gimme your 5 words, and I'll give you, well, hopefully something a little bit to go on.

I think I'll work on the Jeopardy idea too, since I have such a fun Trebek avatar.  I need category suggestions!