A few things women should know, especially your wife!!!

1 We are always hungry; you just need to pick the right food

2 Sex is an answer, a solution and often the only option

3 We are really just big babies, handle us with kid gloves

4 Crying is worse then being beaten, its not fair and there is no defense for it

5 If you fucked up, it is up to you to fix, not for us to get over it

6 Starting with a blow job and ending with a hand job only counts as a hand job

7 If we are already fucking we really dont care what your body looks like so dont try and hide it

8 We are the ones who get to drive

9 We dont care what you wear, just hurry up

10 Never make us look dumb in front of others, we can do that ourselves

11 The wet spot should be in the middle so we both get some

12 Dont ask us whats the matter when you already know

13 Sex first thing in the morning is great

14 We will keep our faces smooth if you keep your crotch smooth

15 We are going to look, dont get upset about it

16 Dont touch the radio or the heat in the car, they are set properly

17 Every small effort should be rewarded

18 We dont know when we fuck up, tell us before getting upset about it

19 We are probably more self conscious then you

20 Long car rides = road head

This is my list of ways to make life so much better, I know the old saying goes HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE but trust me if we are happy you will be much happier.

I am JACES and I approve this message

PS I know this is kind of a dick list but before you start jumping all over it, think about it and what kind of change it would really make in your life.