Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, Read This Blog
What the fuck did I tell you??!?!?!?! I said don't read it...Didn't I? So what do you do? You come on in and read this blog like a complete jackass. Well way to go shitdick, you've ruined it for everyone. For your reading of this blog I must now kill this box full of kittens. LOOK AT THE KITTENS! LOOK AT THEM! AND KNOW YOUR INABILITY TO FOLLOW SIMPLE FUCKING ORDERS IS WHAT IS CAUSING THEM TO DIE!
that is all